26. A Lot A Lot (Bachelor NZ S3 E18)

The finale of The Bachelor NZ's third season is finally upon us, so we take a moment to reflect on our first experience watching the show from across the pond. We reflect on Zac Franich's tenure as Bachelor, share our feelings about the couple's chances on the other side of their Bachelor experience, and pitch some alternative Bachelor endings to spice things up. Oh, and we don't get sidetracked talking about Twin Peaks at all.

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25. Marryin' Marian (Bachelor NZ S3 E16-17)

This season of The Bachelor NZ is at boiling point: our final 3 women are put through the wringer of Home Town dates in New Zealand (of all places!), plus the ultimate psychosexual gauntlet of Fuck Week. Max provides a handy and informative explanation of how sex works, and we investigate whether Claudia knew she was being sent home - all building to a finale that's just around the corner!

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24. Enter The Promo Code (Bachelor NZ S3 E14-15)

A series of unfortunate events delayed the recording this week, so we do our best to rush through our analysis of two captivating episodes - stopping only to solve biscuit mysteries, to thank our brand-new sponsor, and to weigh in on Ed Sheeran's new album.
Disclaimer: This episode contains SPOILERS for The Bachelor NZ S3 E16-17.

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23. Foregone Leghorn (Bachelor NZ S3 E12-13)

This week, a series of boat dates provide familiar riffing territory; but thankfully we have ice-bath torture, special raccoon guest-stars, and contestants threatening to leave the show to keep us enthralled. Also, as we tick down to the final 5 women, we make our predictions on how the season will wrap up.

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22. ...Privately (Bachelor NZ S3 E10-11)

This week on The Bachelor Vs. Wild, Zac sent home three women and zero elephants, meaning the two species are now neck-and-neck in the competition. Meanwhile, Sarah revealed her fear of fish, Rosie admitted to being scared of animals altogether, and Ally showed off a sloth tattoo - meaning she could potentially be a traitor to the human race.

Incidentally, the animal kingdom remained conspicuously silent on their feelings towards reality TV dating show contestants.

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