40. Two-On-One w/ Brodie Lancaster! (Bachelorette AU S3 E11-12)

This week, we're joined by the wonderful Brodie Lancaster for a marathon-length discussion of the final two episodes of Sophie Monk's season of The Bachelorette AU! We debate Apollo's new music career, advocate for better representation & discussion of dugong body image, and consider Jarrod's potential as a theatresports performer. Plus: a plastic straw tirade,  another Popstars history lesson,  our pitch for a fairer and more interesting version of Celebrity Bachie, and also whatever 'Mr. Gadget' is. Oh, and we talk about Stu I guess!

Run, don't walk, to pick up Brodie's amazing book 'No Way! Okay, Fine', available through Hachette Australia, wherever amazing books like 'No Way! Okay, Fine' are sold.

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39. Forks Parse (Bachelorette AU S3 E9-10)

Max watched this week's hometown episode along with a huge crowd, and Xavier watched on his own, so we've got all sorts of different takes on this important week of The Bachelorette AU! We also find time to discuss the many accomplishments of Tony Hawk, forget that it was Kate Hudson in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, and match up Sophie's top five men to the cast of F·R·I·E·N·D·S. Plus: slime, novelty dipping sauces, and a quick catch-up on Garfield.

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38. Unsolved Piss-teries (Bachelorette AU S3 E5-8)

We are finally back with another new episode, and we've got a lot of catching up to do, because in the last two weeks, four brand-new intruders joined the fray, Sophie sent a total of nine suitors packing, and a shirtless Apollo snuggled with a bunch of adorable puppies. So, we debate the varying levels of importance Bachie places on attributes such as academic excellence, immense personal wealth, and the ability to competently cook Mexican food. Also - we go in deep with #PlantGate conspiracy theories, because of course we do.

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it's us being afraid of a butterfly ok get it???