37. Who's Scott Cain? (Bachelorette AU S3 E3-4)

Things are heating up already on week 2 of The Bachelorette, and this week we saw some real highs and lows; from a creative and fun date using Sophie's family as undercover agents, to the frustrating and exhausting 'Real Man Games'. Plus, endorsements for a new diet cola, our pitch for a Skithouse reality dating show, and (sigh) yes, a couple of Dune Rats jokes.

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36. Roughly 3 Hours In Hell (Bachelorette AU S3 E1-2)

The Bachelor of Hearts podcast is back! This week, we begin our coverage of Sophie Monk's journey for love on Season 3 of Network Ten's The Bachelorette. We discuss how a celebrity Bachelorette changes the foundations of the show, celebrate the evergreen Mosher Günsberg, and measure up potential suitors like Grapefoot, hunky magician Apollo, and the dabulous Hayden.

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35. Two-On-One w/ Kelly-Dawn Hellmrich! (Bachelor AU S5 E15-16)

This week we were joined by the wonderful Kelly-Dawn Hellmrich (of CAMP COPE & Kelso), for a spirited discussion of the final week of Matty J's search for love on The Bachelor Australia's fifth season. Despite double-booking and going to watch a Jeff Rosenstock concert instead of watching the finale live, this episode was recorded at an ungodly hour under the influence of caffeine, alcohol, and pure unbridled enthusiasm. Will our final three, much like Matty's, be whittled down by the end of the episode? You'll have to listen to find out.

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34. LIAR! (Bachelor AU S5 E13-14)

Hip hip hooray! It's a very special Bachelor of Hearts podcast this week, largely due to the fact that Xavier is celebrating a birthday, which makes everything on this week's Bachie seem like a thoughtful gift. Between dramatic hometown dates, the rapidly approaching finale, and a surprise appearance by James Blunt, there's plenty for 🎵your beautiful🎵 hosts to discuss and enjoy.

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33. A Game of Shameless Exploitation (Bachelor AU S5 E11-12)

In the lead-up to hometown dates, we're taking stock of the final eight women as they're whittled down to 6; and we are certainly getting to the pointy end now. (Is that a whittling joke?) We stop to pay our respects at the church of Dad, try to figure out how helicopters work, and eventually remember the name of the guy from Looper.

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